Francouer Walks Twice, Injures Hamstring, Pride. Mets Staff Says Out 2-26 Weeks

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The comments actually have people talking about how great a ballplayer he is.  Sure, if you compare Jeff Francoeur to me , he’s a damn good ballplayer.  When you compare him to say…I don’t know, actual major league players…he’s definitely well below average.  Mets+Jeff Francouer+website= Mega Fail

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Of course, the Met’s website isn’t the only major league site with dumb shit on it.  The Phillies site found it necessary to devote an entire article to new food at CBP titled: Lots of Newbies at Citizen’s Bank Park.  Because they’re newbies, should I expect general antics and shenanigans while they figure out what the fuck they’ve gotten themselves into?  Do the other concession stands have to teach them how to not suck?  At least the author was kind enough not to call them noobs.

You know, I wasn’t going to go to CBP this year, but now that they have the Olde Philadelphia Hot Dog I just have to!  You know the hot dog is ‘Olde’ because there is an ‘e’ on old’e’. I mean, that’s like powdered wig, Ben Franklin-flies-a-kite olde.

Ben Franklin bought this exact hotdog from an Amish tradesman

At the end of the day, I guess there’s nothing constructive about ripping dumb articles on official sites.  It just gives me an excuse to do something like this:

A National Halladay: Coming Soon

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