The Mets Have A Situation

The Next Freddy Garcia?

In a wonderful turn of events, the Mets finally lived up to their guido following, having Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino throw out the first pitch back on the 24th.  Like his steroid festered dong (and the Mets…zing!), his pitch came up a bit limp.

He went on Twitter with the lowdown:

Awesome experience meeting all the mets n David WRight – My throw game will admit was a lil off lol.

What… Snookie wasn’t available?

3 Responses to “The Mets Have A Situation”

  • The A Team:

    I’m feeling particularly bitter today…this did not help.

  • Word out of New York is he’ll throw out the first pitch for Opening Day too, bahahaha.

  • For a lot of people, the weekly paycheck is ‘take-home pay’ because residence is the sole place they are able to manage to go with it.
    Not for free is motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They love the weekends, when they can go do the things they really want to do.

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