Posts Tagged ‘Gay Mets’

Never Let Go, Bobby

Continuing along the wonderful offseason journey that was the NL East, we stop by the ATL to check out the Redskins Braves.  It’s been a sad state in Atlanta, since they finally fell off their perch after their magical 14 year run at the top of the world.  However, after piecing together possibly the most retarded offseason of any team in the NL East, they find themselves scrambling for a trip to Mediocrityville.

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I'm not gay, I'm not Dominican

For those of you who aren’t daily readers of Deadspin, I highly suggest that you start making daily visits.  Their best postings, in my opinion, are simply posting e-mails of other Deadspin faithful.

I’m not sure if what came to my mind after reading this story is considered a violation, but the first thought that came to my head was “I wonder how many dicks Jose Reyes has sucked”.

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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

In this post, I pay tribute to Peter Graves, actor extraordinaire, Mr. Mission Impossible and Mr. Airplane! all rolled into one.

Well… and I get to make an ass out of the Mets.

RIP

And don’t worry, I plan on creating an MS Paint masterpiece today, to possibly replace this homoeroticism we have going on up top.