On the day he is scheduled to pitch against us in a spring training exhibition, lets all take a step back and reflect on just how much of a douche he really is.
I really didn’t have to cover up the two girls’ faces but I just needed to show the contrast to the girl all the way to the right. Wow. Quite the lookers you’ve got there. Douche.
For the first Douche of the Day in quite a long time I had to go with the ultimate set of douches that are the New York Yankees. This bunch of rag tag douche bags deserve to be smacked around and banned from baseball. Please all of you go away you incredible douche bags.