Jewish Fantasy Baseball Draft

Because it’s Easter, and constipated girls make me hot are comedic gold at this time of the year, I decided to share a Jewish fantasy baseball draft via Deadspin via YouTube.  Well, that and the fact that Susannah Collins is my wet dream (Hot/funny brunette in a Phillies jersey?  Yes please.).  While the Phillies don’t have any recognizable Jewish players, it did make me question if we have any secret Yiddish compadres on this team.

Jayson Werth

Maybe Jewish

Jayson Werth is an interesting candidate.  He has the capability of growing the beard.  His name can be synonymous with how much money someone has.  While 1+1 doesn’t always equal Jew 2, we’ll truly see exactly how Jewish he is/isn’t this offseason, eh?

R.J. Swindle

Almost Certainly Jewish

Seriously?  Just look at his name.  If that’s not a perfectly Jewish name, I will eat my shorts.  But then again, he is from Canada, which isn’t exactly known as Home of the Jews.

Mike Lieberthal

Finally! A Real Live Phillies Jew!

According to Wikipedia:

Lieberthal hit the 5th-most home runs of any Jewish major league baseball player, behind Hank Greenberg, Shawn Green, Sid Gordon, and Al Rosen, and is 7th on the all-time list in hits and RBIs. Lieberthal’s father is Jewish, and he is therefore considered Jewish under Reform Judaism, and is also listed as such by the American Jewish Historical Society and others.

My Jewish Inquisition is a success.

Happy Easter!

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