So, the hot blonde who offered sex for Phillies tickets has a blog.  And it’s… awesome disturbing well, I suppose I’ll stick with awesome.

Rounding 3rd with Susan Finkelstein.

And in the bathtub each evening, using a technique cribbed from my sister’s copy of The Sensuous Woman, I closed my eyes and masturbated by positioning myself under the running faucet, on my back with legs spread, thinking mainly about tall blond pitcher Larry “L.C.” Christenson, although I believe most of them eventually got a turn.

That deserves a Sarge “Oh My”.