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		<title>Let’s Catch Up</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Today the Phillies signed Jonathan Papelbon to a 4 year $50,000,058 contract. Yes, there apparently was an extra $58 thrown on for the hell of it. This all but guarantees Ryan Madson will not be back, even after hearing the Phils and Madson agreed to a 4 year $44M contract]]></description>
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		<title>Some People Are Pretty Excited About Ryan Madson’s Free Agency</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Dinner is served in the Madson household.  Mozart’s ‘Serenade in G’ plays soothingly in the background.  The decor features several exotic mounted animal heads; a rare painting or two; and in the next room we can see the music is not coming from a stereo system, but an actual man dressed up as Mozart, exhausted, but still playing]]></description>
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		<title>Leave Shane Victorino Alone, Goons</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Sometimes being a sports fan makes you sad. This is a basic fact of sports fandom. You watch a team all year (or all decade, or all your life), building up expectations for a desired outcome, and when they fall short of that outcome, it hurts]]></description>
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		<title>2011 Phillies Detention Lecture at Big League Stew</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ I was asked to write an end of the season Detention Lecture for the 2011 Philadelphia Phillies over at my favorite baseball blog, Big League Stew. So I did. ]]></description>
		<link>http://phillieslongdrive.com/2011-phillies-detention-lecture-at-big-league-stew/</link>
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		<title>Ryan Howard riding around Whole Foods Market on a Rascal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ This is perhaps the greatest photograph ever taken with a cell phone: (Special thank you to @Hadji484 for taking the pic and Dan Gross for RTing it) ]]></description>
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		<title>Let’s All Have Our Reactions to the Phillies’ NLDS Loss</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ 1.  Be Depressed Look, it makes sense to be depressed after a loss like this.  Don’t stifle yourself by pretending to be an adult!  Let those tears flow, like the self-entitled child you are! But the important thing to remember is that you are not actually a child, and you can do things that children can’t, like drink. ]]></description>
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		<title>Pain In My Head. Oh, I’d Rather Be Dead.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ If anyone needs me this week, I’ll be at the beach singing my heart out to the ocean. Feel free to join me, especially if you have a very deep voice and a cane. ]]></description>
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		<title>NLDS Game 5: Phillies vs Cardinals</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Listen. I don’t care who the Phillies are playing tonight, or who is pitching for them. They have to face ROY HALLADAY . The best pitcher in baseball. ]]></description>
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		<title>Ace on Fire</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Deep within Citizens Bank Park, Chase Utley sits in a darkened video room, intently studying Chris Carpenter. He shifts his hips back and forth and flicks his wrists, simulating his swing. ]]></description>
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		<title>Watch Shane Victorino Trip on a Shadow</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Those pesky shadows at Busch Stadium are causing havoc for everybody, including center fielder Shane Victorino who evidently tripped and fell on this one. Props to @dhm for the cap. See it in slow-mo and more after the jump, yo]]></description>
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