Fear and Loathing: Phillies Style
Maybe it was the Colombian guestlist… or the Adderall buffet… in any case Chooch is suspended for 25 games. Next thing you know this guy will be hitting a vaporizer in the dugout.
We’ll miss ya Chooch. May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face. And may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars.

