
For the first Douche of the Day in quite a long time I had to go with the ultimate set of douches that are the New York Yankees. This bunch of rag tag douche bags deserve to be smacked around and banned from baseball. Please all of you go away you incredible douche bags.
That felt good.
Unlike Yankees squads of years past, last season’s team was relatively likable (A.J.C.H.U.D. Burnett aside). But the fact that I can’t hate them makes me hate them even more, if that makes any sense.
CC is fat.
The end.
Arod. Can you hate them now?
Well played douches of the day. May they all eat pooh and die.