Fear not Phans, Michael Martinez is back, but this time with the Pirates (Phucco!). His shortcomings were lamented on WSBGMs aplenty when he played for the Phillies, so why stop now? You know we love to beat a dead horse. Since 1901, 4439 batters (non-pitchers), have been to the plate 400+ times (Martinez currently at 407 plate apperances). He ranks 4427th with a .185 batting average and 4421st with a .492 OPS. How the hell does this man continue to hold a job? That is historically horrible.
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Michael Martinez- Historically Horrible
So sometime overnight Roy Halladay (of whom the world’s foremost website about wanting to go to the zoo with Roy Halladay– I Want to Go to the Zoo with Roy Halladay (www.zoowithroy.com)– refers) tweeted this: Quick Note there are a few time zones I might not be in yours! Nothing good happens after midnight! — Roy Halladay (@RoyHalladay) July 22, 2014 That naturally got me to wondering where Roy could actually be. “Nothing good happens after midnight” and “time zones” … the possibilities for location and activity are endless! Luckily, my sources were able to capture a few photos from Roy’s night
WHERE IS ROY HALLADAY?!?!?!?!
Phillies lefthander Cliff Lee, a longtime fixture on the trade-rumor list, didn’t enhance his value while making his first start in more than two months.
Here’s how the Phillies’ minor league teams fared on Monday, July 21.
SEATTLE (AP) – Kyle Seager drove in two runs, Mike Zunino homered into the second deck at Safeco Field and Dustin Ackley stole a home run with a leaping catch at the wall in the Seattle Mariners’ 5-2 win over the New York Mets on Monday night.
Seager, Ackley lead Mariners past Mets 5-2